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George R.R. Martin [when asked if he was going to let any Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire characters live] (via booksandhotchocolate) |
mlb:
Hey, bro, get out of my way.
You put two brothers in the outfield and you’re just counting the days until this happens.
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You know its desperate when business owners are willing to maintain outhouses rather than deal with sports fans doing bathroom stuff in their back alleys. http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/causing-a-stink/Content?oid=17004826 |
We allowed to say this stuff?” David whispered quietly to his mirror-image brother.
Ryan, not one to hold back on the mound when he is pitching either, shrugged and then ‘fessed up:
“The day David was supposed to have his highway driving test, he had something he had to attend for baseball and I didn’t. I’d already passed my test, so I went and drove. They had no idea.
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These two were both drafted by the Texas Rangers today. Biogenesis, step aside. http://www.mydaytondailynews.com/news/sports/college/twins-powering-cedarville-baseball/nXdpJ/ |
DON’T BE DUMB REGINA
Graham Clark will be in Regina, Saskatchewan and you’re allowed to go see him.
Jesse Thorn says so.
Kirk was particularly dead that day; I remember because everyone was crying and the science woman kept all of her clothes on. As is my habit, I injected several of Khan’s more personal fluids (super-fluids, if you’ll pardon the medical terminology) into the tribble to see what would happen.
The tribble returned almost immediately to life. I remember because I thought to myself, “Ah, I seem to have conquered death. Tremendous,” at the time.
As a doctor, this made my job a great deal easier.
| — | Oh just so you know, Mallory Ortberg and I wrote a very important Star Trek: Into Darkness fan fiction about the “real” ending that “they” don’t want you to know about. (via joshreads) |
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“going Bulworth” (via nedhepburn) DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. (via apoplecticskeptic)I know ODB died, but what happened to Mya and Pras? (via shorterexcerpts) |
